We, here, in the magical land of Latta, want to remind you to never forget. Wait, how could you forget? You have to take off our smelly shoes in the airport, You have cameras on every corner and toilet seat, and, of course, a wacky war that is gonna rage on for 100 years. It’s a little hard to forget 9/11. Bald Eagles are STILL boo-hooing when they see the flag.
Anyway, from your friends in Lattaland, have a happ-happy 9/11 and a merry New Year.
Happy birthday, Alisa! and happy birthday to everyone else in the picture, too. I mean, like, whenever it’s their birthdays.
If you need a phallus protected or a penis punched, turn on your dick signal and my pal Melissa will be there. Thanks, Allen!