So, what are you doing for free comic book day? I’ll tell you! You are going to your local comic shop (yeah, right) and picking up your free, well whatever they begrudging let you have.

Yeah, I thought that was depressing too. Maybe you should stay home and download the 90 page epic “The Ancient Age” for FREE mind you, at Wide Awake Press.

The choice is clear, folks. It’s the only way you can read the entire Ancient Rashy story, “Rashy Rabbit in Mommy Wrap Guarantee.” which, as you are aware, was excerpted above.

Don’t take my word for it, take J.Chris’s!

Revel in a pantheon of illustrated lore from the ancient age. This free comic download gathers fantastic stories about the world’s earliest civilizations, as told by the mighty sequential artisans of today. A monumental mix of new and classic tales featuring heroes, philosophers, creatures, and gods. It’ll be spectacularly epic, epically spectacular, spantafically epilacar—it’ll be good!

You hear that? It’ll be GOOD!