Happy 69th (tee-hee) Birthday to my Old Man. Here he is eating his favorite breakfast.
There is nothing I love more than a news gaffe, slip-up or boner. There is just something about that dry atmosphere that makes the slightest mistake into fall-down-in-convolutions funny. I guess that has nothing to do with anything here, but I just thought I’d mention it.
Worst Movie: Tie: Interstellar and Boyhood: Cripes, doesn’t anyone pee anymore? If you can’t tell a story in 90 minutes, it ain’t worth telling.
Worst TV Show: Gotham. Huh. I guess you DO need Batman.
Worst Video Game: Simpsons Tapped Out. This game has cost me everything.
Worst Song: ‘All About the Bass’. What a terrible message. I think Americans might try being LESS okay with themselves.
Worst Album: ‘World Peace Is None Of Your Business’. Way to break my heart, Morrissey. I’m with ya, but this one wasn’t worth the wait.
Worst Music Video: All of them are awful.
Worst Comic Book / Graphic Novel: Uncle Scrooge by Don Rosa Overdrawn and overwrought. Ducks don’t need knuckles or a pretentious timeline.
Worst Blu-ray/DVD Release: Her. We turned this movie off twice. I get embarrassed hearing cooing couples.
Most overrated thing about 2014? That link you posted on my wall that was ‘fuckin’ hilarious.’
Most underrated thing about 2014? Me. My comics. My hair.
Thing that you were most excited about in 2014? Playing with butts.
Thing that disappointed you most in 2014? The futon I bought.
Thing that you’re most looking forward to in 2015? One year closer to the great hereafter.
Josh Latta is an intergalactically recognized cartoonist, the creator of Rashy Rabbit and the proprietor of Lattaland, the surliest theme park on Earth.