Holy crap! This is my 500th avatard. I’ve never done anything that isn’t harmful 500 times.
This is James and his buddy Martin Shkreli breaking the million dollar Wu Tang Clan record over Oliver Twist’s head.
Hey, Lattaphiles! You know that Valentine’s Day is coming, and you ain’t gonna get away with another year of grocery-store flowers or the ol’ ‘made up holiday’ excuse again, are you? Of COURSE not. Why would you? That’d be stupid.