Good evening, Boils and GHOULS! Oh, excuse me. Good morning boys and girls. Hallow’s Eve is almost before us and it’s time to break out the creepy cobwebs and cardboard skeletons to decorate your humble abode.
Still don’t feel creepy enough? Then decorate your facebook, twitter and forum posts with your own unique Halloween custom avatard of yourself!
That’s right, beasts! To celebrate Halloween I will draw you as your favorite monster, like, Godzilla, Jimmy Carter, something satanic or a creation of my own for 25 devilish dollars.
Come on, fiends, that’s how much you’ll spend on Halloween candy!
What are you waiting for, Christmas? Well, don’t. This 25 dollar monsterly satanic promotion ends on Nov.1st. First come, first serve, or should I say, first sever?
October is Halloween Awareness Month. Tell your pit bull.
In today’s rotten world filled with busy-bodies, joy-kills and bring-downs, everything must be for everyone always. What happens when you try to make everybody happy? That’s right, NOBODY IS HAPPY. I know I’m not. Halloween is withering on a vine growing out of a cracked sidewalk in an abandoned strip mall in a decaying suburb. I blame the religious jerks, nervous moms and liberals who’s dogma is protecting feelings of mankind. Sure, we still give out candy, but now we do it from our goddamned car trunks in a parking lot where laziness and paranoia are on a collision course hellbent on killing our future generations fun. Denying our children fear will just create useless killbots for our future wars.
Anyway, here’s some pretty amazing illustrations from the greatest Disney attraction in the world, The Haunted Mansion. BOO and Happy Halloween!
I don’t know about all y’all, but I’m trick-or-treating, going to bonfires, costume parties, visiting “haunted houses” and carving jack-o-lanterns tonite.
Happy Halloween from your favorite kreepy Kanadian kouple, Adam & Melissa.
Hello, Halloweeniers! Check a spooky peek at the Halloweirdos I did for Wide Awake Press.
Collect ’em all!
I bet you didn’t expect a fright like that 15 days and 9 hours before Halloween, did you?
Join Adam & Erin during the spookiest time of the month in the midst of the spookiest time of the year on a little satanic show called 9sense.
On this chilling episode, our ghosts, err, hosts discuss mysterious misanthropia, spine-chilling serial killers and boo-bathing. It will scare the hell out of you.
Stick around for a little Down to the Crossroads too. This months theme is jinxes and how Erin hates jinxes to pieces. The playlist is available here, if the show is just too darn terrifying for your God-fearing ear-holes.
Happy Halloween…and SATAN!
13 October, XLVIII A.S.
Happy Halloween from our pal Monster Lou, or should I say, monster BOO? Check out her etsy store too, why don’t you? HEY-I asked you a question.
With candy corns and silver bullets aglow.
When we were kids, Halloween meant something!
For most kids, it meant dressing up like their favorite superhero, or space alien, or hobo. And candy! For me, it meant panic attacks, stress-induced bloody noses, and crying jags. And fuckin’ candy! I was a fat kid, which explains the costume drama and the love of candy.
Now, the love for candy was directly proportional to my hatred for dressing up. It was full blown bullshit and ugliness, hot and wet cheeked hyperventilating conniption fits. I didn’t like it, I didn’t get a kick out of it, I barely tolerated it.