The Year In Trolling Pt. 1 The Best Of Kirk Cameron

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I confess, I’m full of unadulterated and unmitigated rage. Sure, I’m polite and open the door for ladies and say ‘please’ and ‘thank-you,’ but I truly am just a big meanie looking for a place to be mean.  I can’t risk getting my teeth punched down my throat in a  bar fights or crashing my car in a fit of road rage. I’m too old and poor for that crap, but I gotta get my aggression out some way, right? Sure, I could cross-fit or go to therapy, but I find it much better to be sassy on the internet.

I’m pretty sure that Kirk Cameron doesn’t actually read these things, but it’s fun to imagine he does and weeps.

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About Josh Latta

Mr Josh Latta was born in 1853 to a family of tamed Pleistocenes. he was raised as a small child, entering into adulthood on the eve of his 7th birthday as was the tradition of the day. in 1867 he undertook a course in multi-reptile wrestling ending his career as 'croc-tussler' after an unfortunate shallow-river related accident cut short the life of a young crocodile. moving to rural Sheboigan in the fall of 1872, he made a good living raising fancy roosters and painting murals across the town depicting the various lascivious secrets of the townsfolk. driven out of town in the spring of 1873 he found his way to Utah where he was Flaneur in Residence at the Foundation of Gentlemen and Cultured Guinea Pigs (now the Foundation of Water Fowl and Cultured Guinea Pigs) until a scandal involving twin milkmaids and a churn of cream called for his resignation. Latta entered into the history books in 1899 for his lifesize construction of Monument Valley in matches.