2-for-1 Avatards for the 4th (of July,that is.)


“We worked so hard for the  legal separation of the Thirteen Colonies from Great Britain for THIS?” – Thomas Jefferson

tumblr_m6kxa1Z2Bp1rxdf5jo1_500Celebrate Independence Day by getting avatarded. Commission a 35 dollar or 60 dollar avatard by the 4th of July and you get another one of equal value and detail for FREE! So, like, get one for you, get one for someone else.  Hey, get both for you.  See what I care! It’s a free country.

Papa’s gotta buy some hot dogs and sparklers.

Act now, before Lattaland breaks from the Union and becomes a free state.


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About Josh Latta

Mr Josh Latta was born in 1853 to a family of tamed Pleistocenes. he was raised as a small child, entering into adulthood on the eve of his 7th birthday as was the tradition of the day. in 1867 he undertook a course in multi-reptile wrestling ending his career as 'croc-tussler' after an unfortunate shallow-river related accident cut short the life of a young crocodile. moving to rural Sheboigan in the fall of 1872, he made a good living raising fancy roosters and painting murals across the town depicting the various lascivious secrets of the townsfolk. driven out of town in the spring of 1873 he found his way to Utah where he was Flaneur in Residence at the Foundation of Gentlemen and Cultured Guinea Pigs (now the Foundation of Water Fowl and Cultured Guinea Pigs) until a scandal involving twin milkmaids and a churn of cream called for his resignation. Latta entered into the history books in 1899 for his lifesize construction of Monument Valley in matches.