Avatards! Now easier than ever!

Say, have you ever wanted an avatard but had no idea just how to go about getting one? Have you ever wanted an avatard, but didn’t want much interaction with me? Well, you, my friend(?) are in luck.  Like the title of this post so boldly states, getting an avatard is easier than ever. Gone are the days of all the ‘donation’ speak. Gone are the days of paying as you see fit. Now, you can choose between three price points and send your pic to me through this site and you don’t have to sweat the eternal question ” How much cheddar do I really need to give to this loser?”

I gotta make a go outta this, folks. I am otherwise virtually unemployable. Whatever though, I can draw the hell out of you.

By the way, be on the lookout for the Avatard Facebook ad.(More on that soon.) If you see it, by all means press the ‘like’ button, spread the word and love me more.


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About Josh Latta

Mr Josh Latta was born in 1853 to a family of tamed Pleistocenes. he was raised as a small child, entering into adulthood on the eve of his 7th birthday as was the tradition of the day. in 1867 he undertook a course in multi-reptile wrestling ending his career as 'croc-tussler' after an unfortunate shallow-river related accident cut short the life of a young crocodile. moving to rural Sheboigan in the fall of 1872, he made a good living raising fancy roosters and painting murals across the town depicting the various lascivious secrets of the townsfolk. driven out of town in the spring of 1873 he found his way to Utah where he was Flaneur in Residence at the Foundation of Gentlemen and Cultured Guinea Pigs (now the Foundation of Water Fowl and Cultured Guinea Pigs) until a scandal involving twin milkmaids and a churn of cream called for his resignation. Latta entered into the history books in 1899 for his lifesize construction of Monument Valley in matches.