It’s Thorsday! Not to be confused with Thursday. It’s not. It’s Friday. At any rate, look at my Thor sketches.
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Daredevil Sketches
Like all y’all, I just can’t stop thinkin’ about Daredevil.
I gotta admit, dear readers. I really love Captain America. No one has a better costume.
This commission was brought to you by my new friend, Erica. She wanted a small boy version of the unfrozen hero for the new arrival. Excelsior!
In 1996, Marvel took all their most popular heroes and made them look metallic. Yes, metallic. Look at the highlights and low-lights in hulks pants. They are metal. Look at the reflection in Spiderman’s bulge. It’s metallic too. Iron Man? Well, he’s always been metallic, but he’s even more metallic now. I guess Marvel went bankrupt in taste and as well as bankrupt in money.
Speaking of taste, let me tell you about Marvel Heroes Popping Candy W/Lollipop. Hmmm, how do I put this: Oh yeah, it sucks! First off the complementary lollipop is in shape of a ‘thumbs-up’ hand. That’s lazy theming, dudes. Is a Spiderman shaped sucker too much to expect to come out of a Spiderman shaped bag? Apparently so, according to the schlock-misters at The Royal Candy Company.
Also, what is up with Iron Man being ‘Blue Raspberry’ flavored? I know Iron Man is hot right now, but that spot and flavor should have been reserved for Captain America. I am so angry I am going to intentionally splash the first person I see walking along the side of the road in the rain. I want you to hurt like I hurt. PS the candy tastes like soap.
